• Rick: so abraham what's your favorite color
  • Abraham: waSHINGTON DC

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chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

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robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

(Source: methmaker)

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amanzinga:

hishap:

chiefokeefe:

Riding into battle in the skeleton war like “I’ll be my own goddamn horse thank you very much” image

Centaurs have two ribcages

Skeleton war

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  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill

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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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